Got stuck watching a boring movie? If that's the case, here's some ways to keep yourself entertained:
1. Turn to the people beside you during the best parts and say random things like "I knew I wasn't insane!" or "I don't trust that guy."
2. See how many people you can hit with popcorn.
3. Peer into your purse and whisper-yell "Got enough air in there?" every few minutes (even more effective if you're a guy.)
4. Make predictions about what will happen next in the movie like you've already watched it before.
5. Talk to the actors and say things like "Way to go man!" or "No, don't do it! Aw....he did it."
6. Lean forward and whisper into the ear of the person in front of you "I've got my eyes on you..." or "I know what you did last summer..." Sit back and pretend nothing happened when they turn
around.
7. Bring a bottle of disinfectant with you. Whenever the actors use profanity, start spraying disinfectant everywhere. Bonus: sometime near the end of the movie, say "Oops, that wasn't disinfectant. That was my dog's foot deodorant. Sorry people who got sprayed!"
8. During the "better" parts of the movie, look at the screen with binoculars.
9. Wear 5 layers of hats on (works best with top-hats). Take off one layer each time the person behind you complains.
10. Sit beside someone who's by themself and rehearse pick-up lines.
11. Turn to the person beside you and say loudly "Sorry, I just realized I wore your underwear by mistake today. Should I take them off?"
12. During an exciting part (or the least boring part), reach into someone else's popcorn bag without looking and start eating their food.
13. During a sad scene, jump up and point at the person beside you and yell "OMG! You just farted! Don't even try to deny it! I can smell it from here!"
14. Smuggle (legal) objects or food into your jacket. During the movie, unzip your jacket and ask the person beside you "Hey dude. Wanna buy something?"
15. Turn to the person beside you and say "Hey! Guess what?" When they say "What?", say "Shut up. I'm trying to watch a movie. Geez, people these days..."
16. When there's a kissing scene, elbow the person beside you and say "Should we kiss too?"
17. Get rid of your garbage or food wrappers by giving it to the person beside you and saying "Pass it on."
Warning: If you do this, you may get kicked out, banned or worse...
1. Turn to the people beside you during the best parts and say random things like "I knew I wasn't insane!" or "I don't trust that guy."
2. See how many people you can hit with popcorn.
3. Peer into your purse and whisper-yell "Got enough air in there?" every few minutes (even more effective if you're a guy.)
4. Make predictions about what will happen next in the movie like you've already watched it before.
5. Talk to the actors and say things like "Way to go man!" or "No, don't do it! Aw....he did it."
6. Lean forward and whisper into the ear of the person in front of you "I've got my eyes on you..." or "I know what you did last summer..." Sit back and pretend nothing happened when they turn
around.
7. Bring a bottle of disinfectant with you. Whenever the actors use profanity, start spraying disinfectant everywhere. Bonus: sometime near the end of the movie, say "Oops, that wasn't disinfectant. That was my dog's foot deodorant. Sorry people who got sprayed!"
8. During the "better" parts of the movie, look at the screen with binoculars.
9. Wear 5 layers of hats on (works best with top-hats). Take off one layer each time the person behind you complains.
10. Sit beside someone who's by themself and rehearse pick-up lines.
11. Turn to the person beside you and say loudly "Sorry, I just realized I wore your underwear by mistake today. Should I take them off?"
12. During an exciting part (or the least boring part), reach into someone else's popcorn bag without looking and start eating their food.
13. During a sad scene, jump up and point at the person beside you and yell "OMG! You just farted! Don't even try to deny it! I can smell it from here!"
14. Smuggle (legal) objects or food into your jacket. During the movie, unzip your jacket and ask the person beside you "Hey dude. Wanna buy something?"
15. Turn to the person beside you and say "Hey! Guess what?" When they say "What?", say "Shut up. I'm trying to watch a movie. Geez, people these days..."
16. When there's a kissing scene, elbow the person beside you and say "Should we kiss too?"
17. Get rid of your garbage or food wrappers by giving it to the person beside you and saying "Pass it on."
Warning: If you do this, you may get kicked out, banned or worse...
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